Wednesday, October 1, 2008


Seriously?? Why doesn't the government invest in me and pay off some of my shit? It would only cost about 50 grand. If I run out of dough, Wal-Mart's stock will drop. If that happens, the gates of Hell will most assuredly open up and all evil will be unleashed upon the world. Maybe some of the senators should read my previous cliches of the day.

The government is pissing me off. I wish I could turn my back on it, but then they'd just pay some already wealthy person to turn me back around. I need to move to Australia. I know nothing about their government or their economy but at least it stays warm all year.

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